Tuesday, 27 January 2009

This is how to complain!

Got this tip from The Economist's newsletter, and I just had to pass it on! The best way to learn to write well is to read your betters, as I have mentioned before, so here is how to complain well...

The letter, sent to Virgin, reportedly earned its writer an apologetic phone call from Richard Branson himself.
But funny as it is, I think the best part is the comment added by The Telegraph: Paul Charles, Virgin’s Director of Corporate Communications, said the in-flight meals was “award-winning food which is very popular on our Indian routes.” !!

Read the full letter (with photographic evidence!) as published in the Telegraph by using this link.

/Kris C

Monday, 26 January 2009

Bubble sorting (Lessons learned from surprising places 1)

Sometimes we can apply lessons learned in one place in completely different circumstances - for me, "bubble sorting" is one example.

It was ages ago, when I was learning the programming language Turbo Pascal (which is no longer in use, that's how ancient I am!) "Bubble sorting" is a way to sort data in a certain order by comparing them in pairs until all data has been compared and arranged into a list. The method is very simple - only two items are compared at one time - but since computers are so fast, the program will repeat the algorithm and run through the data very quickly.

When I have several options to choose from and I can't make up my mind, I try this method! I pick two of the options - any two - and compare them: should I buy this or do that? One option will almost automatically "weigh" heavier than the other.

If I'm still not sure I pick up another "item" to compare the first "winner" with. I'm not as fast as a computer, but on the other hand, I usually don't have to compare very many options. So it speeds up my decisionmaking! I know it sounds silly, but try it - it can help in surprising circumstances!

/Kris C.

Sunday, 25 January 2009

Worst movies 1: "Eyes Wide Shut"

Stanley Kubrick's last film is a total enigma: how can such an experienced director make such a bad movie as "Eyes Wide Shut"? What an incredible waste of resources and time!

There are no characters to care about and no story to tell. The actors try SO hard to make us think this is an important film, but they're not really "method", are they? It all stays on the surface, they grimace and cry and try to make us feel something, but I find it all quite ludicrous. Tom Cruise's appeal totally eludes me.

And the "orgy" at the mansion? Titillating? Stirring? Nah, anything BUT! It tries so hard to meld sex with a sense of threat and forbidden realms, but it is more like HC Andersen's story "The Emperor's New Clothes": the images try to cover the empty hole where a story should be... (If you want to see a truly interesting portrait of sexuality in a 'mainstream' movie, see "Secretary" from 2002 with Maggie Gyllenhaal and James Spader instead.)

And the soundtrack?!?! Playing a Romanian religious service backwards? My how exciting (NOT!). And that annoying piano tinkle that tries to imply a threat that is never realised, and is played over and over way too many times? (Only redeeming musical feature: Shostakovich "Waltz No. 2" from "Jazz Suite".)

So why did I watch it again? Well it has some of the best colour photography I've ever seen! The cinematography has a kind of super-realism to it; take for instance the scene in Sydney Pollack's den - the pool table, covered in red rather than the usual green felt, and the green lights over it, and the blue light coming through the windows in the panelled room... (According to Imdb.com, this scene, only 13.5 minutes long, took three weeks to shoot.) The N.Y.C. street scenes were actually shot on sets in the UK, and the film was 'pushed' two steps, which is why the signs "glow" in such a super-real way: absolutely gorgeous!
But with no content, it is like putting stunnning wrapping paper around an empty box.

Well there is one actor I like - Alan Cumming as the hotel desk clerk. Probably because he puts a twist of humour in this movie that takes itself way too seriously...

Unless you want to admire the cinematography, don't waste your time on this film - picking navel-lint would be more rewarding.

/Kris C

Friday, 23 January 2009

Under the weather

Didn't feel well today, had to cancel my appointments and lunch with Mom, and crept back to bed after breakfast.

Scary how much you can sleep when you are ill! I slept all morning; on the cats' insistence I fixed lunch for them and myself (different food in different bowls though, I'm not that ill!). But still tired after lunch I laid down again - and fell promptly asleep... Well, it doesn't seem possible, but I slept through the rest of the day as well. It is now evening, and I'm feeling better!

Why do we sleep? How come just sleeping can cure? Strange that!

(And will I be able to sleep tonight?)

/Kris C

Thursday, 22 January 2009

Smile, all you four-eyes and brace-faces out there!

I picked out some photos from a visit to a friend and e-mailed them to her, but it turned out she didn't like the picture of herself, even though it was my favourite. I thought it was great, she looked very happy and carefree! So I had to ask her why she didn't like it - and her answer surprised me: she thought she smiled too widely and it showed too much of her teeth, and from what I understand it reminded her too much of the painful time she had when wearing braces as a kid.

I chose to wear glasses and got braces as an adult: it was my own decision, which makes me forget how difficult it is for children who has to wear glasses and braces as very young. Even though parents take these decisions thinking only of what will be best for their children, it is easy to forget how cruel children can be to anyone who deviates even the slightest from the "norm"! You hear stories of kids being called "four-eyes" or "brace-face" or worse...

But all of you who suffered as kids but now has left the braces behind, or wear contacts or glasses of your own choosing now when your an adult - remember to leave the childhood pains behind and to enjoy your pretty smiles, your good vision, and opportunity to show off with smart-looking eyewear! You paid a price, but please remember to enjoy the profits!

May your smiles today be as toothy and big as possible!

May you find nifty, bold frames for your eye-glasses that fearlessly compliment your features and display your face to the world!

And if you do wear contacts, celebrate their convenience!

Bury the past, and embrace the future.

/Kris C

Wednesday, 21 January 2009

On the brink, on the brim, on the cusp - favourite words from the inauguration

Working with words, I enjoy reading my betters for inspiration and education, so I read the transcripts of the speeches held at Obama's inauguration yesterday. Here are some comments on my favorite turns-of-phrases (beware, this will be a long post!):

The most cynical men I can think of are Paul Wolfowitz and Donald Rumsfeld, so I'd like to think Obama had them in mind when he said:

"What the cynics fail to understand is that the ground has shifted beneath them, that the stale political arguments that have consumed us for so long, no longer apply."
...

And this whole section on foreign policy touched me the most: for how can the US promote freedom and democracy at the same time as they created a place like Guantánamo? Rule of law and habeas corpus must apply to EVERYONE! Read and rejoice - I put boldface on my particular favourites:

"As for our common defense, we reject as false the choice between our safety and our ideals.

Our founding fathers faced with perils that we can scarcely imagine, drafted a charter to assure the rule of law and the rights of man, a charter expanded by the blood of generations.

Those ideals still light the world, and we will not give them up for expedience's* sake.

And so, to all other peoples and governments who are watching today, from the grandest capitals to the small village where my father was born: know that America is a friend of each nation and every man, woman and child who seeks a future of peace and dignity, and we are ready to lead once more.
Recall that earlier generations faced down fascism and communism not just with missiles and tanks, but with the sturdy alliances and enduring convictions.

They understood that our power alone cannot protect us, nor does it entitle us to do as we please. Instead, they knew that our power grows through its prudent use. Our security emanates from the justness of our cause; the force of our example; the tempering qualities of humility and restraint.

We are the keepers of this legacy, guided by these principles once more, we can meet those new threats that demand even greater effort, even greater cooperation and understanding between nations.
We'll begin to responsibly leave Iraq to its people and forge a hard- earned peace in Afghanistan.
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To the Muslim world, we seek a new way forward, based on mutual interest and mutual respect.

To those leaders around the globe who seek to sow conflict or blame their society's ills on the West, know that your people will judge you on what you can build, not what you destroy."
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*I think "expediency" could also read as "fear". (Link to full transcript: - and use this link to vote on your favourite part at Times Online!)

As for Elizabeth Alexander's poem, I fall back on that old cliché, "I don't know much about poetry, but I know what I like": I loved the images, rythm and sounds the poem evoked! Here's a link to the full poem, even though most of it his here - I found it hard to chop it up too much. (My favourite lines marked :-)

"We encounter each other in words, words spiny or smooth, whispered or declaimed; words to consider, reconsider."

...

"We need to find a place where we are safe; We walk into that which we cannot yet see.

Say it plain, that many have died for this day. Sing the names of the dead who brought us here, who laid the train tracks, raised the bridges, picked the cotton and the lettuce, built brick by brick the glittering edifices they would then keep clean and work inside of.

Praise song for struggle; praise song for the day. Praise song for every hand-lettered sign; The figuring it out at kitchen tables.

Some live by "Love thy neighbor as thy self."

Others by first do no harm, or take no more than you need.

What if the mightiest word is love, love beyond marital, filial, national. Love that casts a widening pool of light. Love with no need to preempt grievance.

In today's sharp sparkle, this winter air, anything can be made, any sentence begun.

On the brink, on the brim, on the cusp -- praise song for walking forward in that light."

We surely are on the brink, on the brim, of something new...

OK, but to end this long entry, don't you agree that Reverend Joseph Lowery almost stole the show? After his sincere, solemn blessing, which I frankly just listened to with just one ear, I suddenly thought I must have heard wrong, but no, it's in the transcripts! He ended:

"Lord, in the memory of all the saints who from their labors rest, and in the joy of a new beginning, we ask you to help us work for that day when black will not be asked to get in back, when brown can stick around ... when yellow will be mellow ... when the red man can get ahead, man; and when white will embrace what is right. That all those who do justice and love mercy say Amen"

You've got to love him for that! As Times Online comments: "a great tonic after so many solemn comments about how history was made on that sunny, icy day in Washington." He sure is one cool dude!

/Kris C

Tuesday, 20 January 2009

No drama, Obama!

I'm not sure the Americans understand how popular their soon-to-be sworn in 44th president Barack Hussein Obama is also outside the US! How much hope and expectations his election has generated world-wide!

Personally, I particularly enjoy his great rethorical skills, and I will be sure to tape his inaugural speech today. I also think it is a good sign that his campaign staff nicknamed him "No Drama Obama". After so much blustering during the Bush-years, let's hope for more level-headed communication.

If you've read my blog earlier, you know I'm a great fan of the news show CBS 60 Minutes, and they did a great interview with Obama's staff on the election night, "Obama's Inner Circle" (sorry for the embedded commercials!)

BTW, when Marvel Comics heard that Obama is a fan of Spider-Man, they promptly created a special issue where Obama is saved by Spidey! Marvel editor in chief Joe Quesada said he was "floored" to hear that the new commander-in-chief is also a "nerd-in-chief" :-D! Read Reuter's report here:

Well I think "nerd" is an honorific, indicating a person who is deeply interested in something he cares greatly about it. As long as it's not at the expense of other important matters, that is...

The issue is said to have sold out in no-time, and is being reprinted. (That first issue must be quite valuable already!)

Anyway, to end on a more serious note: May your visions come true, Mr President!

- Now I'm just going to lean on my friends in the US to send me an official Obama T-shirt or two...

/Kris C

Monday, 19 January 2009

Great movies 1 - The Station Agent

The other night I watched the independent movie "The Station Agent". It is such an unlikely success, it's not hard to understand it was not picked up by the major studios - can you imagine the pitch? "Well, its this dwarf, you see, who is a train-nerd, and he moves to the countryside to watch trains and befriends, however unwillingly, his neighbours." Does not sound like a big blockbuster movie that the stars will flock around, does it ;-) ?

I read somewhere that the director, Thomas McCarthy, adapted his script to his leading actors, which is probably why their chemistry is so wonderful. "Unhurried but continuously captivating" is an apt comment on http://www.imdb.com/ . Great storytelling without a lot of words, relaxed pace but never boring, heart-warming without getting syrupy... Can you believe it's McCarthy's debut as director?

No wonder the film has earned more than 20 awards... Warmly recommended!

/Kris C

Sunday, 18 January 2009

Cats are excellent alarm clocks!

If you have a hard time getting up in the morning - get a cat or two. You can't put them on 'snooze', and they are very persistent and innovative!

Lillen (see yesterday's post) will start with sittïng by my head and try to hypnotize me to wake up. When that doesn't work, he will reach out a paw and carefully tap me on my nose and eyes. No claws or anything, very friendly-like. They will then resort to jumping on and off my bed, August being the most persistent. He will rush about on top of me, and jump just out of reach when I try to grab him.

Well, this has been described on YouTube in "Simon's Cat - Cat-man-do", so take a look:





I'm grateful that my cats are gentle enough to stop before the ear-pulling...

If possible, see this film in the company of a child. I showed it to one of my youngest relatives (Selma, 3 yo) and she laughed more and more with each viewing - kids love repetitions for some reason.

One thing is certain - Simon Tofield has a cat: he's spot on!

PS. Every time I play "Simon's Cat", August comes running, all upset, trying to find the "intruder"! :-)

/Kris C

Saturday, 17 January 2009

The mystery of cats' furballs

I have two cats - August is a sacred birman, and Lillen (i.e. "Tiny", because he is the biggest I suppose) is a british shorthair. They are of course the most handsome and charming cats in the world! (See their photos, right!) But while I've had them for over a decade now, I will never understand their different approaches to where to place their furballs...

Lillen is a very straight-forward kind of guy: first, he does not "deliver" them too frequently, so I guess they mostly exit the other way in the litter box... But when he does, he just coughs a little and places them neatly on the floor, usually in the livingroom, and usually right where you walk the most. So it is easy to spot and easy to clean up.

August is a totally different matter, however. Due to his long fur, I suppose, his furball-frequency is quite high, and he has to cough quite dramatically before he manages to throw it up. (Whenever my mom is coming to cat-sit, she always asks if August has puked any furballs recently: she hopes he won't do it when she's there, as she's convinced he is about to die because of the long, persistent, dramatic coughing.)

But the mystery is: why does he choose such odd places to throw them up in? It is either well-hidden (hard to reach places like under my bed is a popular spot) OR he aims for a carpet! I must be the world's most frequent carpet-washer! The result is, after all these years, that I tend to live without carpets... Well I have a pretty hardwood floor (light oak) but it is, admittedly, a bit bare without carpets.

August is a charming cat in many ways, but I almost gave him away one weekend, when I rolled out newly washed carpets in the living room as I was expecting dinner-guests the same evening - and after just an hour he placed a huge, gooey fur ball smack in the middle!

I wiped it off as best I could, and the carpet dried out well enough before the guests came so I could flip it over, but August was not a popular member of the household that day.

Well, I do love my cats, and I could not imagine living without one, but if I ever get a new cat, I will try to find out first what their furball-placing habits are...

/Kris C

Friday, 16 January 2009

Now also on YouTube!

Not exactly the media-event of the year, but here is the video we put together when learning the digital editing program Adobe Premiere Pro! This is why we've added almost any effect possible - cross dissolves, different wipes, split screens, multiple screens, colours for effect etc.

It was part of the Media Production class this autumn (2008) at the Sodertorn University College. ( http://www.sh.se/ )

It's a somewhat whimsical collage of images illustrating the song "Hard Drive" by Evan Dando - I hope you'll enjoy it!



Thank you Christian, it was great fun working with you!

/Kris C

Thursday, 15 January 2009

"Mad about the boy"


The song "Mad about the boy" sung by Dinah Washington has been in my head the whole evening... The song is more sticky than superglue.

Here's the lyrics - let's sing along!

Mad about the boy
I know it's stupid to be mad about the boy
I'm so ashamed of it but must admit the sleepless nights I've had
About the boy

On the silverscreen
He melts my foolish heart in every single scene
Although I'm quite aware that here and there are traces of the cad
About the boy

Lord knows I'm not a fool girl
I really shouldn't care
Lord knows I'm not a school girl
In the fury of her first affair

Will it ever cloy
This odd diversity of misery and joy
I'm feeling quite insane and young again
And all because I'm mad about the boy

So if I could employ
A little magic that will finally destroy
This dream that pains me and enchains me
But I can't because I'm mad...
I'm mad about the boy


Found this hilarious tribute to actor Scott Bacula - of all people - using the song - great fun!

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=T9g9DdSTD9c

I think my tribute would be to - Hugh Jackman probably... And yours?

/Kris C

Wednesday, 14 January 2009

Nobody likes to be told what to do

Today I will enter someone elses writing: quotes from Gordon Livingston's book "Too Soon Old, Too Late Smart" (now isn't that a great book title!)

Gordon Livingston is a psychiatrist who has counselled many over the years, and has lost two sons: one to suicide, one to leuchemia. In this book he sort of summarizes the life lessons he has learned through a long practice. The book contains 30 short chapters, each with a pithy title: the parts I will quote are at the very start and end of chapter 23, "Nobody likes to be told what to do":

"It seems too obvious to mention, and yet look how much that passes for intimate communication involves admonitions and instructions. I sometimes ask patients of balky children to keep track of the percentage of their interactions that consist of criticism and directions (the latter being a variation of the former). I'm used to hearing numbers like eighty to ninety percent. Sometimes, not surprisingly, communication between the parents themselves yield similar figures.
How are we inclined to react when told what to do? For most of us, resentment progressing to obstinacy is the most common response. Whether our refusal is overt ('Not going to do it') or passive-agressive ('I forgot'), the result is commonly frustration all around."
...

"Too often, in our efforts to be good teachers, all we transmit is our anxiety, uncertainty, and fear of failure.
The primary goal of parenting, beyond keeping our children safe and loved, is to convey to them a sense that it is possible to be happy in an uncertain world, to give them hope. We do this, of course, by example more than by anything we say to them. If we can demonstrate in our own lives qualities of commitment, determination, and optimism, then we have done our job and can use our books of child-rearing advice for doorstops or fireplace fuel. What we cannot do is expect that children who are constantly criticized, bullied, and lectured will think well of themselves and their future."

Straight to the heart!


Link to the book on Amazon UK:
http://www.amazon.co.uk/Too-Soon-Old-Late-Smart/dp/1569243735/ref=sr_1_2?ie=UTF8&s=books&qid=1231969630&sr=1-2

/Kris C

Tuesday, 13 January 2009

Who cares whether Tintin is gay or not?

Tintin's 80th birthday this weekend relit the debate on his sexual preferences - is he gay or not?

Matthew Parris' article in The Times on January 7 put new gasoline on this heated debate - he argues:

"What debate can there be when the evidence is so overwhelmingly one-way? A callow, androgynous blonde-quiffed youth in funny trousers and a scarf moving into the country mansion of his best friend, a middle-aged sailor? A sweet-faced lad devoted to a fluffy white toy terrier, whose other closest pals are an inseparable couple of detectives in bowler hats, and whose only serious female friend is an opera diva..."

Link to article:


http://entertainment.timesonline.co.uk/tol/arts_and_entertainment/books/article5461005.ece

Parris thinks the only straight character is Milou/Snowy, the dog... The discussion is great fun, it makes you look at the characters with new eyes :-) and I agree, the shoe fits quite well, doesn't it?

But of course, it doesn't matter one bit!

However, papers report that the official response from Hergés heirs is that Tintin is definitely NOT gay, he just has a lot of male friends. But why do they bother? Would you think any less of Tintin and his adventures if you knew he was gay?

;-) /Kris C

Bonus (in Swedish): Intervju med Tintin:

http://sydsvenskan.se/samtidigt/article404702/Tintin-stalld-mot-vaggen.html

Monday, 12 January 2009

I have adopted an elephant!

Well I am now the proud foster-parent of a 16 month old baby-elephant called Mzima!

Yes, I will get up on my soapbox, but it just makes me so happy to learn of people like Dame Daphne Sheldrick. How can you not celebrate a lady who has dedicated her life to saving orphaned baby elephants?

She's the nurse who kept going after her husband's death, and for instance turning her nursing skills into creating the milk formula that saves baby-rhinos and elephants.

How could I resist adopting Mzima after having watched her "Elephants' orphanage" in Kenya portrayed again on CBS 60 Minutes? Here's the link to the video - but beware, it may make you want to adopt a baby elephant too!


So if not for yourself - when you're looking for a very special gift, how about giving away an adoption of a baby elephant?

Sunday, 11 January 2009

Climate change and peak oil as entertainment

I spent about three hours of my life watching the British-Canadian 2-part miniseries "Burn Up" on TV last night. I probably could have spent this time better, but I did enjoy this political/environmental thriller, even if it admittedly was a bit heavy on exposition.

The thriller deals with climate change and peak oil, and has terrific production value - must have cost quite a bundle to shoot! It moves from the desert to the arctic, from London to Calgary, and have hundreds of extras in the crowd scenes outside as well as inside the conference hall where the Kyoto II-agreement is negotiated.

I also learned new facts: while I knew about "peak oil" (being an ardent watcher of CBS 60 Minutes), I had not heard about Methane Hydrate ("burning ice") before, but a quick search on the web provided several articles with scientific backup - yikes! The gas has been trapped in the permafrost and seabeds for centuries, but as the ice melts, it will be released - and it has a greenhouse-effect at least 20 times that of the oft-maligned CO2. Now that is more scary than any serial-killer or monster movie!

Well, how about the drama itself? Heavy on exposition, as I mentioned, but in part it is a necessity with a topic of this kind, and partly I am nerdy enough to enjoy it - I love learning new facts. (And info on the net supports these facts, so it seems the writer Simon Beaufoy did his homework; thank you for that!)

Bradley Whitford, one of my absolute favourite actors from "The West Wing", steals the show as the tough oil lobbyist Mack who surprises us at the end. When he realises that Tom, the fresh-faced new oil company CEO (played by Rupert Penry-Jones) is in danger, his face tells a whole (surprising) story without exaggerating. Bradley Whitford can play both the good guy and the bad guy credibly.

However, I cannot imagine Rupert Penry-Jones cast as a villain. I used to discard him as just another "pretty face", but he managed to look so sad in the TV-movie of Jane Austen's "Persuasion" that I've been won over. But Neve Cambell is quite dull as the "love interest" - the other two female parts, Tom's wife Clare and the inuit activist Mika Samuvai (played by Claire Skinner and Sandrine Holt respectively) are so much better, too bad their parts are so small. Watch Claire Skinner's face when she tells her husband that she knows of his affair (can you tell that I love acting done without words?).

Add to this excellent cinematography (Lukas Strebel was DOP) and competent editing, I quite enjoyed the show - so no, I do not think the three hours were wasted!

Do you have a favourite "film with a cause" that you can recommend?

/Kris C


Sample sources:



"Because methane is also a greenhouse gas, release of even a small percentage of total deposits could have a serious effect on Earth's atmosphere." from https://www.llnl.gov/str/Durham.html

Saturday, 10 January 2009

Happy birthday Tintin!


Well what do you know - the eternally young cartoon reporter Tintin turns 80 today!


The morning paper reports, however, that Tintin is hardly known in Britain and the US. Well friends, then you have something to look forward to!
I grew up reading Tintin, and yes, Tintin himself is admittedly a bit bland, but the company he keeps is grand! One is the most lovable of alcoholics, Captain Haddock with the creative expletives. He really takes swearing to a new level!
In Sweden, a new translation was published recently where they tried to get closer to the french language original (Hergé, the creator, was Belgian), but some of Haddock's curses have become mainstay in Swedish, so the translators admitted they could not change all of them - I hope "anfäkta och anamma" survived! He is also famous for his alliterative skills, like "billions of bilious blue blistering barnacles!"
Eager for more examples? Check this site:
One favourite sequence is (I believe in The Calculus Affair /Det hemliga vapnet), where Captain Haddock tries to get rid of a plaster (bandaid) sticking to his fingers. The sequence has nothing to do with the plot, but is a great visual gag!
I am also very found of Tintin's terrier Milou (Snowy in English). He has a knack for getting Tintin out of trouble, as well as a fondness for whisky, like Captain Haddock. Then there is the absent-minded, hard-of-hearing Professor Calculus, and the bumbling detectives Dupond and Dupont (Thomson and Thompson in English) who must be thouroughly hated by the French police corps for their portrayal of incompetence!
I could go on, but don't take my word for it, read them yourself! And now Steven Spielberg is going to make a film of him (planned for release in 2010): I'm a bit sceptical of how he will translate into the film medium, but at least it will make Tintin better known in the Anglo-Saxon world, and hopefully more people will read him as well.
(According to http://www.imdb.com/, the role of Tintin has not been cast yet, but I think Andy Serkis will be a great Captain Haddock!)
For the interested, here is a link to a long article in The Economist, "Tintin - A very European hero", where they try to provide "the key to Tintin":
Who is your favourite Tintin character, or Haddocksian expletive?
/Kris C

Friday, 9 January 2009

So what's in a name?

So - I've decided to add to the clutter on the world wide web by starting a personal blog. I have absolutely no idea what you may find here, time will tell!

The first hurdle was coming up with a name for the blog. Should it be a cool name, a sincere one, funny, or what? Several of my first ideas where already taken, then my eyes fell on the book on the table next to me.

So yes, I admit it, I nicked the name from John Lloyd & John Mitchinson's book "Advanced Banter: The QI Book of Quotations". It is a brilliant collection! I was planning to use it as reference to liven up papers and presentations, but I find myself browsing through it page after page.

I hope to live up the meaning of banter ("good-humored, playful conversation"), even if calling it advanced may be a bit of a stretch...

Today's favourite:

"Honest criticism is hard to take - especially when it comes from a relative, a friend, an acquaintance, or a stranger."
(Franklin P. Jones)

So be kind!

/Kris

http://www.enotes.com/shakespeare-quotes/what-s-name-that-which-we-call-rose

http://www.amazon.co.uk/QI-Advanced-Banter-Stephen-Fry/dp/0571233724/ref=sr_1_1?ie=UTF8&s=books&qid=1231542805&sr=8-1

http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Thomas_P._Jones